you're fuggly

If there's one thing I hate about winter, it's lazy-ass ladies in those horrendous leather & wool footbags we know as Uggs. Sure, they may not be Pajama Jeans, but they're damn close. [And since I refuse to dignify those nasty things with an image, here's a happy, happy unicorn to look at while you nod along!]

If you can't--or refuse to--walk in heels, then must you really walk around in ugly dog carcasses that roll under unflatteringly? They look like grandma slippers on a bad day (with my dead grandmother left in them). They're dirty clothes hampers--ON YOUR FEET!

And I don't care who you are, or how rockin' your figure is, these monstrosities make you look fat & short. And lazy & stupid. Can you really afford a fashion statement that says all that about you?

On the upside, at least they're not mandals....